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Candle for Shit ShowsAh, the sweet scent of chaos. Or more specifically: Fireball. This candle captures the essence of every bad decision you made after 11pmaka the unofficial aroma of regret, karaoke, and texts you shouldnt have sent. Smells like: Cinnamon whiskey shots, sticky bar floors, and "Wait how did I get home?" vibes. Its bold. Its spicy. Its the scent of surviving another glorious trainwreck of a night. Perfect for lighting during your next meltdown, post party

and an instructions booklet

Carol Baskin from Tiger King come to mind

and the undeniable swagger of a baby who knows they could take on any teddy bear in the ring

or aggressively slamming the oven door shut because your cookies betrayed you

you can have your shower beer and enjoy it too

or just basking in your fabulousness

The candle says it all

then pull your object chips

Beard not required

the rigor of training can be long and tedious

4 hit point tokens

From French curses that sound oddly romantic to Japanese insults that are sneakily brutal